I WANT TO POKE SOMEONE IN THE EYE REALLY HARD

Not going to sugar coat it, I'm an angry little soul.

This morning I was on the way to work when I had a rather unpleasant run in with a Massive Knobhead. I capitalise Massive Knobhead because that's their job title.... or at least it should be. I think that 'Railway Enforcement Officer' is the politically correct term, but my version is less fussy and more to the point, so we'll use that for the purpose of this blog.