Wednesday 25 September 2013

I WANT TO POKE SOMEONE IN THE EYE REALLY HARD

Not going to sugar coat it, I'm an angry little soul.

This morning I was on the way to work when I had a rather unpleasant run in with a Massive Knobhead. I capitalise Massive Knobhead because that's their job title.... or at least it should be. I think that 'Railway Enforcement Officer' is the politically correct term, but my version is less fussy and more to the point, so we'll use that for the purpose of this blog.

Tuesday 17 September 2013

The good old days...

It's that time of year again. You'll find frantic mums sobbing in the homeware aisles of the supermarkets while they pick up frying pans and duvets for their fledglings. There seems to be a national shortage of cardboard boxes and coat-hangers.  Forget going to the bank for anything -  you'll be stuck queuing behind a sea of 18 year olds eager to get their grubby little hands on their student overdraft (or 'free money' as they see it). Yes, it's time for the next generation of bright sparks to venture off into the big wide world of University.

Sunday 15 September 2013

That tricky introductory blog..

So, where to begin?

Attempt number god knows how many at this blogging lark. I've had a few disastrous attempts at blogging in the past. They've all fallen flat on their arses because I didn't bother writing more than a couple of posts in each one before getting bored of them/forgetting that they even exist. Worryingly, lurking somewhere in some dark corner of the Internet are my inane musings waiting to creep out and embarrass the absolute shit out of me...

Anyway - I've decided to have another go. Writing is something I've always been pretty good at, and being the opinionated brat that I am I enjoy having a good old vent on the Internet from time to time. Trouble is, Twitter restricts me to 130 characters and I'm probably doing my Facebook friends' heads in with my lengthy ramblings. Blogging it is.

I'm not going to restrict myself to a theme - I'll talk about anything and everything. I'll try to update as often as possible, and hopefully some people will find it interesting!

In a bit,

R x